- Untitled (How Does It Feel)
- Dust In The Wind
Instead of “Here Comes The Bride”, playing the Lonely Man Theme from The Incredible Hulk.
Baby tuxedo dress code - Happy Fella brand preferred
I’m combining a few bad ideas here: to start, instead of the bride coming down the aisle, the bride stands by the altar, which is in front of a lake. In the lake there is a boat with a giant gong on it (think Unchained by Van Halen) and two hoops at the beginning and end of the aisle. The sky goes black and the second hoop is set on fire. The groom rides a dirtbike down the aisle, doing high kicks through blocks of wood held by the wedding party. He jumps the first jump (the symbolic jump of solitude) while the bride plays a blistering guitar solo with a guitar covered in spikes which she also uses to fight ninjas. The groom jumps through the flaming hoop (the jump of matrimony) and his special tuxedo bursts into flames. He then jumps the dirtbike into the lake, jumping off in midair and doing two spins before landing on his feet in the boat which bursts into flames while he bangs the gong repeatedly as it sinks viking style. Then he swims to the shore and emerges free of his prior life and ready to be reborn in matrimony in front of giant walls of Orange amps and then there is some symbolic jeet kune do fighting and then the bride and groom fly away on the back of a dragon.